Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Church of England's Cheese Problem

The Church of England's official rationale for refusing to ordain women bishops is that too many members would leave in protest -- making the church full of holes, "like a Gruyère cheese."



The church is so concerned, in fact, that it's proposing a law to create "spiritual havens" (i.e. separate churches) for opponents of gender equality.



Frankly, we think something's starting to smell a little moldy...

1 comment:

Seth said...

And what, pray tell, is wrong with a Gruyere cheese? ;)