Here's the video that the Scientologists are threatening to sue the whole internet over: Tom Cruise talking about why he's a church member. My favorite line:
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help."
So apparently, the Church of Scientology has convinced Tom Cruise that he is actually a character in one of his own movies.
Transcript here (thank you, Ada!).