The Onion takes on The Golden Compass

Playing off the mainstream media coverage (cuz that's what they do), The Onion writes that "Catholics... have organized boycotts of The Golden Compass." In point of fact, the boycott is actually being organized by The Catholic League, which is actually just this guy. Which makes me want to declare myself The Presbyterian League and speak for all Presbyterians. My first edict: "Presbyterians Think Golden Compass Movie is Pretty Okay, But Really Think You Should Just Read the Book."

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