Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Which Sin Makes the Best Baby Name?
In their research of the all-time worst baby names, the folks at Ancestry.com located babies named after every one of the seven deadly sins - except gluttony. The most popular sin-based baby moniker was Pride, followed distantly by Lust. A sampling of actual names they uncovered:
Greed Sister Mancini
Envy Burger (Shouldn't these folks have gone with Gluttony?)
Lust T. Castle
I can't wait until the Pope's seven new deadly sins start to appear in the baby-name rosters. Note to Angelina: Morally-Debatable-Experiments Pitt is pretty catchy.
Pictured: my own baby, who was named after a saint, but only because "Envy Burger" was taken.