Inspired by this Religion Dispatches article about churches using Twitter, here are the ten most recent appearances by Jesus on Twitter (usernames removed to protect the innocent):
Today has been a good good day:) i felt sick but i got healed by JESUS!<3 Can't wait to get home, play me some guitar hero!
Preaching on Jesus miracles for the next few months.
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On the plane thank u jesus
Hookers For Jesus...on Nightline ABC tonite at 11:35 pm...tell ur friends and be sure 2 watch!!!
Wasn't Jesus the first zombie? He came back from the dead
SUCK IT JESUS! TWITTER IS MY GOD NOW!
I would kill jesus zombie the only problem is that he would come back in 3 days
Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today, and forever! --Hebrews 13:8
Jesus?
"There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him." -Dennis Miller (pre-crazy)
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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