Wednesday, March 26, 2008

One Day All Seven Will Die



So, while GodSpam was on baby hiatus, the Pope apparently added seven more deadly sins to the existing list, which originated with Pope Gregory in the sixth century. For those of you who need a refresher course, those original seven sins are:

-Lust
-Gluttony
-Greed
-Sloth
-Wrath
-Sneezy
-Dopey

(Those last two are sometimes cited as Envy and Pride.)

And here's the new batch:

-Environmental pollution
-Genetic manipulation
-Accumulating excessive wealth
-Inflicting poverty
-Drug trafficking and consumption
-Morally debatable experiments
-Violation of fundamental rights of human nature

They just don't roll off the tongue as easily, do they?

Personally, I'm looking forward to the David Fincher-directed sequel Fourteen, in which Kevin Spacey smokes a joint and mixes up Brad Pitt's recyclables.

Monday, March 17, 2008

GodSpam has been on hiatus...



... due to the arrival of a small, cross-eyed man.



We'll be coming back gradually over the next few weeks. In the meantime, get some sleep on our behalf...