Monday, May 10, 2010

Blessed are the Teens Who Won't Kiss, For They Shall Have Really Awkward Weddings

The always-entertaining blogger Rich Juzwiak has done us all a great public service, by buying '80s Christian propaganda films at The Holy Land Experience and posting the highlights. Behold, the anti-kissing drama Pamela's Prayer:

Because the single most important lesson we can take from Jesus' teachings is not to kiss people.